Meh-Earthquake Glue by GBV Vs. Twitter

Meh-Earthquake Glue by GBV Vs. Twitter

Earthquake Glue music by Guided by Voices
This is a cheap trick but somebody will be looking for it. Song for song Earthquake Glue by Guided by Voices Vs. The best twitter and Facebook posts by friends and enemies. I’m sure there are some good ones so put them in the comments! Like these choice best Earthquake tweets.

my Kind of soldier MP3 There was just a 6.0 earthquake in Washington. Obama wanted it to be 3.4, but the Republicans wanted 6.0, so he compromised. @JohnnyFirecloud

My Son, My Secretary, My Country MP3 “That was just me rocking your world… Relax.” -Joe H on the FB

i’ll replace you with machines MP3
earth is a nerd @amazingsoup

she goes off at night MP3
“Feel that, NY? Reports indicating that yo mama just jumped up and down.” via @VICEMAG

beat your wings MP3 – “Everyone in quake area: go to an open area and “Stop, Drop, and Roll.” Not for safety, it’s just funny to watch.” via @pourmecoffee

useless inventions MP3 “I felt that earthquake last week -Brooklyn hipster” via @thadeum

dirty water MP3 “Pitchfork gives Virginia Earthquake a 5.8” via @itsWETPAINT

best of jill hives “SORRY EAST COAST! DRUNK HULK JUST FIND OUT THEY GO FINISH SEX AND CITY TRILOGY! via @DRUNKHULK

dead cloud MP3 “Send me a text and I’ll text back the address that you can donate 10 dollars to my earthquake relief fund. (fund goes towards cocaine)” via @spotastic

mix up the satellite MP3 “I just unlocked the “Epic Swarm” badge on foursquare!” via @Punkphoto [This is real]

main street wizards MP3 “we liked that earthquake a lot better when it was still underground” – Anonymous

trophy mule in particular MP3 “I didn’t feel a thing. I think my vibrator ruined me for Earthquakes” via @the_lame_sauce

apology in advance MP3 ” I just received a phone call from a bill collector in DC. He told me to “rest assured” he was ok. I will rest when he is dead.” via @dressedinblack

secret star MP3 “Timeline went from quake jokes to OMFG SHUT UP WITH THE EARTHQUAKE JOKES in seconds. It’s like no one wants to take *time* to rage anymore.” via @SteveHuff

of mites and men MP3 “Wait, did anyone check on the people who use Google+? They may not know there was an earthquake. #crickets” via @Bookgirl96


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